Today I...

Today I:

-slept in until 10:30am
-bought a nice leather belt from the Gap
-watched a man named G blow a glass vase
-saw baby chicks hatch, and then help their little buddies break free from their own maternal shells*
-walked through a captured German U-boat
-washed my hands in a Smart House gangster sink
-watched a filthy rich hippy ride down the Colorado River on an Omnimax screen
-got locked out of Rachel's house, only to buy myself Chipotle tacos, wander through thrift stores alone, see a lady walk around Sports Authority with four Pomeranians in her shopping cart, and purchase a new nose ring to replace my PG nose stud
-rode the bus and El ALL BY MYSELF
-drank a shitty Dunkin' Donuts latte
-finally got in touch with Steve
-made Nick jealous - in a good way (see German U-boat above)
-couldn't find the meaning of novia online
-might get rained on if the bus doesn't hurry
-made this list at the bus stop
-fell in love with Chicago
-wondered why Bob Griffith made us read Discipline and Punish by Michel Foucault
-saw a white lady look great in orange
-almost shit my pants


*asterisks denote the highlights of my whole existence